Note: This article is a work of satire and should be taken with a grain of salt – and perhaps a side of fries.
Back when Trump was president, we knew that he actually cared about America and our veterans. He didn't take a knee for the flag and made sure that the Department of Veterans Affairs was funded and things were back on track after Obama ignored our veterans for years.
Reports also indicate that the coronavirus pandemic may be spreading through North Korea like wildfire ...
"Not everyone lives in a nice mansion. Some people work. And they're not gonna let you keep them captive to fear."