I’m not sure what made a certain canoe so special, but it does seem clear that two Karens resorted to combat to win over rights to paddle the murky waters the two scuffled in—literally.
Somebody off-camera and in the background keeps calling one of the two combatants clad in a black swim suit by the name of “Lindsey”(otherwise known as Karen). Let’s just go with Karen, given the unladylike behavior. Poor fish had zero chance for a peaceful swim during this water-borne fracas.
If you’ve never actually seen two crocodiles battle it out, you can now say you sorta came close. Watch the brief human/amphibian hybrid match below (warning—graphic imagery and foul language ahead…as you may have guessed):
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https://youtu.be/JvwaqpI1maQ
With sad and distasteful antics like this, who can blame catfish for staying deep in cavernous mudholes?
This piece was written by Stephen Owsinski on August 23, 2020. It originally appeared in DrewBerquist.com and is used by permission.
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