George Zinn, 71, was the first man hauled off in handcuffs at the Charlie Kirk assassination in Orem, Utah, last Wednesday. Now we find out he’s even worse than we thought – pure scum. According to the New York Post, not only did he falsely shout “I shot him, now shoot me” to be a distraction for the real shooter, he was also found to have child porn on his cell phone. Oops.

Yes, Grandpa Pervert decided September 10 was the perfect day to play decoy for a cold-blooded assassin. While the real shooter, 22-year-old Tyler Robinson, was busy turning conservative firebrand Charlie Kirk into a campus statistic at Utah Valley University, this silver-haired alleged child predator wanted to draw attention away from the real shooter. What a great guy (not).

Zinn tied up law enforcement resources and is charged with Obstruction of Justice for what he did at the event.

But that wasn’t all that Zinn did. He was charged Monday, September 15, with four counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after investigators discovered more than 20 images depicting children as young as five, at least partially unclothed and “posing” in a “sexual” manner, the Utah County Sheriff’s Office announced Tuesday.

In the end, Zinn’s little stunt wasn’t just pathetic – it was dangerous. While police were scrambling to figure out who was actually pulling the trigger, Grandpa Degenerate was busy auditioning for “World’s Worst Human.”

The only silver lining? Instead of being remembered as some kind of martyr decoy, Zinn will go down as the perverted distraction who tried to help an assassin and wound up exposing himself as exactly what he is – scum.