You read that right. According to the Townhall website, after a pathetic flop in June where so-called “No Kings” protests failed to do anything at all, they’re doubling down.

Yes, nothing says patriotism quite like marching around on actual Independence Day, whining that America isn’t free enough.

What exactly are @NoKingsNoCrowns 2.0 accomplishing? NoKings 1.0 was a flop and a failure. Nobody cared then, nobody cares now. Nothing changed then and nothing will change now. @realDonaldTrump will still be our president and he is farthest from being any king ever. If he was… pic.twitter.com/Ihp82gp5X0

— Paul Womack (@13molon) June 20, 2025

According to the digital flyer for the July 4th protest, the uninspired title of this tantrum (I call it the “Free But Furious Fest”) is “No Kings 2.0.” It’s scheduled for July 4, 2025, right as real Americans are celebrating with parades, burgers, fireworks, and actual patriotism. The mission of these drama queens? To “reclaim” America’s promise and demand freedom for all, justice for all, and no kings.

If these people weren’t so dangerously clueless, they’d be downright hilarious.

Newsflash, leftists: America already declared its freedom – way back in 1776. It was called a Revolution. You know, the kind that separated us from a real monarch.

So spare us the drama about Trump being a “king.” If he actually were a king, you wouldn’t be parading around in the streets waving signs and screaming into megaphones. You’d be locked up for treason – but instead, you’re just spreading hate and global warming by clogging up traffic and social media feeds.