The Swedish pint-sized protest queen boarded a Gaza-bound aid ship dubbed the “Freedom Flotilla” this week, attempting to break Israel’s long-standing naval blockade that was put in place in 2007 to prevent arms smuggling and restrict Hamas’s military capabilities.

But instead of being welcomed ashore as a savior of sustainability and social justice, Greta got a one- way trip straight out of the region – deported, packed up like a reusable tote bag.

Greta, famous for scolding world leaders with her iconic “How dare you” speech, had joined a group of activists aboard the ship, aiming to bring aid to the terrorists and terrorist supporters in Gaza.

However, Israeli forces intercepted the vessel and its 12 occupants before it could complete its PR cruise. The drama queen, Thunberg, of course, couldn’t resist a dramatic flair and claimed she was “kidnapped” by Israel, when in reality, they probably saved her from serious harm and they even handed out sandwiches to the crew.

Naturally, Greta’s fans are crying foul and her opponents are crying tears of laughter over her “capture” and subsequent deportation. Not surprisingly, social media exploded faster than a malfunctioning solar panel, with hashtags like #FreeGreta.

International “human rights” groups and Greta’s leftist supporters issued predictable statements denouncing Israel’s actions as heavy-handed and silencing activism and “humanitarian” aid. Israeli officials responded with a shrug and a reminder that blockades aren’t a suggestion – they are policy.

The truth is, Greta doesn’t actually care if food gets to Gaza or not. She got what she wanted out of the publicity stunt – attention. That was the obvious goal all along for someone who is about as irrelevant as a Tim Walz press release. She’s restless without the constant presence of cameras and reporters trailing her every move. Walking through the world without a spotlight feels almost unbearable to her, like silence to someone addicted to noise.

In the end, Greta’s Gaza detour wasn’t about aid – it was about airtime. Her voyage may have been cut short, but the headlines flowed just like she wanted. Mission accomplished, at least for the Instagram highlight reel.