In a move that has conspiracy theorists dusting off their tinfoil hats, the House Oversight Committee recently announced new members of the Declassification and Transparency Task Force. According to Just the News, this task force “aims aims to ensure the public release of information related to closely guarded episodes in American history, like the political assassinations that rocked the nation in the 1960s.”

The task force is dedicated to declassifying some of America’s most tantalizing secrets. From the assassination of JFK to the elusive client list of Jeffrey Epstein, this initiative promises to shed light on decades-old mysteries – or at least provide some prime-time entertainment.

Despite countless investigations and Oliver Stone’s best efforts, the assassination of President John F. Kennedy remains a hotbed for conspiracy theories. Given the government’s track record, one can only hope these documents offer more substance than the infamous “magic bullet” theory.

In addition to what happened to JFK, we might also find out about Jeffrey Epstein’s client list, UFOs, 9/11 files, Covid origins and much more.

In the end, whether this task force will deliver groundbreaking revelations or simply add fuel to the conspiracy fire remains to be seen. Either way, grab your popcorn because the Deep State’s about to break out in a cold sweat. If these files actually see the light of day, expect a sudden surge in “national security” excuses and a whole lot of bureaucratic hand-wringing – especially from those who are on Epstein’s client list.