While the Democrats are busy trying to convince everyone that the illegal aliens they ushered into the country aren’t committing very much crime, Home Depot is beefing up its security game with some furry reinforcements – guard dogs – amid allegations of theft by said illegal aliens who are supposedly not committing crimes.

Yep, you read that right. The retailer has enlisted German Shepherds from third-party security teams at its New Rochelle, New York, store after reports of illegal aliens breaking into cars and hassling customers.

A Home Depot spokesperson says that using outside security isn’t exactly a rarity for the company. “Like many businesses in the community, we have a non-solicitation policy at our stores. The safety of our associates and customers is our top priority, and we prohibit people from loitering.”

That’s odd. Because as everyone in the country knows, illegal aliens have been seen in the parking lots of Home Depots, Lowe’s, and other home improvement stores for a long, long time – loitering around. It’s where they have usually gathered to get jobs. It’s only NOW that there are SO MANY of them doing it that it’s a problem. Plus they’re expanding their repertoire.

Because it’s not just loitering going on these days – these enterprising “migrants” are apparently dabbling in a bit of entrepreneurship, peddling knockoff AirPods and offering to help customers load up their purchases for a “fee.”

Talk about diversifying your portfolio and adding skills to your resumé!