HELP WANTED – An open call from Joe Biden:
America is Hiring!
Looking for past employees of the Afghanistan terrorist group, The Taliban.
As the most fantastic president that has ever lived, I am exempting Afghan Civil Servants who were employed by the Taliban from 1996 to 2001 so that you can come into our great country and work for us.
You will be exempted from terror-related bans on entering the United States so now is clearly the time to take an American job (before the Haitians and the Mexicans do!) This idea is so great that even Fox News is reporting on it.
Are you looking for a career change?
Or maybe not.
If you’d like to continue on with your career path, there are many many job openings in the security sector, IT, the IRS and elsewhere in the Biden administration where you can continue to terrorize American citizens.
But if you’re “not commonly associated with terrorism” and want a change of pace, we can help you with that too!
We are getting rid of American employees at a rapid rate for refusing to take the failing mRNA COVID-19 vaccination and need YOUR help at restaurants, retail stores, ports, hotels and more.
Millions and millions and millions of jobs are open in America, ready for a person like YOU.
Would you like to be a pilot? Maybe a doctor?
No experience necessary and walk-in interviews are going on every day.
Come grow with us. Same day pay and lifetime benefits available. We’ll even get you free housing, free college, free transportation and free dinner on Tuesdays.
Do you have experience with guns and ammunition? That’s great news because you can enjoy a great career in our Armed Forces. We’re getting rid of people there too – both Trump supporters and anti-vaxxers.
Openings EVERYWHERE! Come one, come all!
Be a part of my team and Build Back Better!
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