According to The Guardian, there has been a little known cottage industry of self-published romance and erotic literature with a Trump theme for the past four years.

Who knew?

Titles such as “Putin on the Trump,” “Hot Mike: A Vice Presidential Erotic Short,” and “Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy” have appeared during Trump’s presidency for fans who just couldn’t get enough of Trump and his administration.

The book “Putin on Trump” doesn’t sound a whole lot different than Hillary’s fake pee pee dossier although it might be more credible. It’s about a younger Trump meeting a new Russian roommate at Wharton Business School. Young Vlad comes into class shirtless (of course). 

Donald is smitten and the two end up having a steamy affair. Then years later, after Orange Man Bad becomes the Prez, he meets up with Putin again who is the Mr. Big of Russia. They reignite their passionate love affair amongst a backdrop of desire, power and control.

Just as exciting is the book “Trump Temptations” where the author writes, “It was him. It was Donald! He stood there in front of me like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkept and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest. He was beautiful.”

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Will Biden be the next character in a new era of presidential erotica romance novels? 

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