Democrat Senator, former presidential candidate, and last place finisher in the Democrat primary Miss Congeniality contest Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts endorsed Joe Biden for president Wednesday morning.
Warren was the last holdout among major Democrat presidential contenders to endorse Biden. She waited until the Great Spirit gave her his blessing, which happened during a peyote-driven conference call. Her nod will clear his left flank and let him go forward to the convention and nomination with a superficially united socialist-run party, though many rank and file Sanders supporters, and even high level members of Sanders campaign staff, refuse to endorse Biden.
Give them points for taste.
Warren tweeted in her tepid endorsement, “In this moment of crisis, it’s more important than ever that the next president restores Americans’ faith in good, effective government—and I’ve seen Joe Biden help our nation rebuild. Today, I’m proud to endorse him.”
In this moment of crisis, it’s more important than ever that the next president restores Americans’ faith in good, effective government—and I’ve seen Joe Biden help our nation rebuild. Today, I’m proud to endorse @JoeBiden as President of the United States. pic.twitter.com/VrfBtJvFee
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) April 15, 2020
She droned on.
“Empathy matters and in this moment of crisis it is more important than ever that the next president restores Americans’ faith in good, effective government. He knows that a government run with integrity, competence, and heart will save lives and save livelihoods.”
A crybaby-in-chief, just what America needs. Biden responded to her drivel, “We are in a battle for the soul of this nation and I’m proud to have the fiercest of fighters, Senator@EWarren, on my side. With her help, we’re going to beat Donald Trump and create a government that works for everyone — not just the wealthy and well-connected. Let’s do this.” Then they braided each others’ hair.
This piece was written by David Kamioner on April 15, 2020. It originally appeared in LifeZette and is used by permission.
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