Here we go— Live from The No Panic Zone— I’m Steve Gruber—God Bless America—This is the Steve Gruber Show— FRIDAY MAY 1ST 2020—inoculating you against ignorance!
Here are Three Big Things you need to know right now—
Three— Can you believe we are looking at frost and freeze warnings over the next few days—I am not kidding you—we could get hit with record cold temperatures here shortly—and that will give the Queen all sorts of pointless things to say—what would you expect?
Two— Anyone who doesn’t agree with Queen Whitmer—is either a closet racist—or openly racist—there is just no other explanation—that is what the Queen said on Sunday TV—I won’t bore you with the tape—but when in doubt throw the race card out—it is just so predictable—
One— All over Michigan—it appears people have just gotten bored with Queen Whitmer— in fact all over the country—Shelter in Place is being ignored at an ever faster clip—the idea of keeping people in a full on panic—just isn’t working anymore—now what will they have to do?
Apple has the numbers—Shocking right? No—we are done with it—I had a campfire with friends—oops did I just say that on the air? Oh-no—I could might be the center of a massive outbreak—you know LIKE THE ONE THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN AFTER THE HUGE PROTEST—OPERATION GRIDLOCK?!?
The Midwest is back to pre- Covid levels for gas and fast food in many areas of the Midwest