Just in time for Christmas, the Gruber merch store has landed – finally giving you a way to broadcast your fandom with all the subtlety of a sleigh bell to the face. You’ve got choices: a long-sleeve, a classic tee, a hoodie, and even a coffee mug for those mornings when you want your co-workers to immediately know what side of the aisle your caffeine is coming from.
The link to your Steve Gruber Show (SGS) swag is here [1]. Steve rolled out the news on Thursday’s show, announcing that SGS merch is officially live. As he put it, “What’s better than something that says ‘Steve Gruber’ on it? You need more Gruber all the time.”
The t-shirts are perfect for gatherings when you want people to know instantly that you listen to talk radio on purpose. And the hoodie? That’s basically survival gear for Michigan winters – thick enough to block the wind, thin enough that you can still sprint to the “Common Sense Hotline” when Steve says something spicy.
Here are the three big things you need to know…
1. The merch is real, it’s live, and it’s Gruber-approved.
If you’ve ever thought, “I wish my torso could express my political opinions before I even open my mouth,” congratulations – your moment has come.
2. The designs are classic Gruber: bold, loud, and subtle as a snowplow at 5 a.m.
These aren’t “blend in” pieces – the logo is big and bold and the clothing is built to spark conversations, debates, and at least one unsolicited story from that uncle who still talks about Reagan like he just left office.
3. You’re officially out of excuses for not gifting Gruber gear this Christmas.
Parties with coworkers, in-laws, or your “Karen” sister are perfect opportunities to solve that awkward holiday gift obligation with a cool and political mug or hoodie that’s all-Gruber-all-the-time. It’s the kind of present that says, “I care and I’m not apologizing for my AM-radio addiction.”
So whether you’re stuffing stockings, trying to start an office fight, or just trying to survive December with your sanity intact, Gruber gear is the holiday power move. It’s fun without being corny, bold without being tacky, and guaranteed to make at least one dinner guest mutter, “Of course you’d wear that.”