President Donald Trump is once again making waves – literally – after the U.S. military confirmed several strikes on suspected drug-running boats in the Caribbean. The strikes reportedly left many drug traffickers dead and one foreign president fuming. But Trump insists it’s all part of his plan to “make the ocean great again.”
“I told the Navy – sink the bad boats,” Trump said. “They asked, ‘Which boats?’ I said, ‘You’ll know.’ And they did. BEAUTIFUL job. TREMENDOUS explosions. The fish loved it.”
While critics (Democrats, the UN, and one very angry Colombian president) are calling the strikes “extrajudicial murders,” Trump supporters on X are celebrating what they’re calling “Operation Don’t Bring Fentanyl to Florida.”
Colombian President Gustavo Drugrunner called the deaths “outrageous” and “a violation of international law,” but Trump responded on Truth Social by saying: “Maybe don’t put drug dealers and fentanyl on your boats next time.”
Legal scholars and leftist journalists have spent weeks on X debating maritime ethics, international law, and Trump’s ego. The phrase “extrajudicial murders” trended with over 110,000 likes before being overtaken by “#TrumpBoatParty.”
Sources inside the White House say Trump is planning to double down on the bombing operations, calling them “ocean clean-up missions.” When pressed by reporters about the deaths, Trump replied, “We’re doing the oceans a favor – and fish, jellyfish and squid LOVE me.”
As diplomatic tensions rise, so do Trump’s poll numbers among voters who say they’re “tired of drug cartels and weak boats without gold trim and waving American flags.”
When asked if the strikes would continue, Trump smirked: “Only if the ocean keeps acting suspicious.”