Today is the two year anniversary of Rush Limbaugh’s death and his presence is missed today more than ever during a time when America is on the decline, the Democrats in power are lying to us every day about everything (of course that’s not new) and they continue to push their racist agenda to divide the nation.

And when the Chinese balloon flew over Cape Girardeau, Missouri, Rush’s hometown, I really would have loved to have listened to his commentary on that one. I’m sure he would have made it into some hilarious conspiracy theory about the communists participating in some big Rush Limbaugh research project. Or maybe they were just taking part in the “Rush Limbaugh Hometown Tour” that the state of Missouri advertises on their website.

The website says it’s a self-guided driving tour but since the Chinese have their own UFOs and balloons and drones and things, why not take advantage of taking the tour by air instead of having to pay Biden’s high gas prices on land? They probably have some sort of really cheap wind powered warp drive thing going on that doesn’t involve fossil fuel or an EV plug-in.

Limbaugh, always ahead of his time, saw this all coming. Whether we are being invaded by weather balloons or other kinds of UFOs flying in and around our country, our All- Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie was already on top of things.

On his May 20, 2021 show, a caller pointed out that Obama was talking about a UFO sighting. The former president had said, “We don’t know exactly what they are, but the UFO sightings appear to be real.” He said this on “The Late Show” with David Letterman and revealed, “There’s footage and records of objects in the skies, that we don’t know exactly what they are. We can’t explain how they moved, their trajectory. They did not have an easily explainable pattern. And so, you know, I think that people still take seriously trying to investigate and figure out what that is.”

Limbaugh said on his show “This is totally believable” and reminded everyone about how the United Nations had an Office for Outer Space Affairs. He said they had even appointed a woman named Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist, to be the leader when the aliens land – the ambassador for extraterrestrial contact.

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Limbaugh, however, thought that the wrong person was appointed as the alien greeter, He proclaimed that Barack Obama and political consultant James Carville would be better suited for the job. More recently, he had said that VP Harris would be a good candidate. Limbaugh said, “I know she doesn’t want to go the U.S. border but maybe she wants to be the greeter for the aliens to come in. She’s certainly a high-ranking official, fitting for that duty.” He said that Harris could “welcome them, point them to the nearest Democrat headquarters, get them registered to vote, get them hooked up, get them set up…” The Democrats have since decided, however, that illegal aliens from Mexico and Central America would be more appropriate candidates to be Democrat voters and that’s why they’ve been ignoring the increasing number of UFOs in our airspace.

While Limbaugh was talking about the United Nations alien greeter, he also reminded everyone about how HE had already met with space aliens way back in 1994 and had an inside track on what was going on in the vastness of outer space.

The Weekly World News even had a photo of our El Rushbo shaking hands with one of the aliens and the headline shouted “Rush Limbaugh Meets With Space Aliens!”

Limbaugh said, “It was at a secret place in New Orleans. They endorsed me. They wanted me to run for president. They were trying to convince me to do it. They pledged all kinds of money. I don’t know how the Weekly World News got hold of this, a cover picture – and, you know, aliens only shake hands left-handed. I had to shake the left- handed handshake. But it’s all there.”

So that is what I am missing today. Rush’s humor…and he nicknames he gave to himself, politicians and others – and hearing the music at the beginning of his show, knowing that we were in for three hours of greatness from “the most dangerous man in America.”

His talent on loan from God was returned to where it originated two short years ago and Dittoheads across the country are saddened by that but also grateful that we had so many years of excellent and informative news and commentary from the Mayor of Realville.