Dear Patriots,
As we head into an uncertain 2023, with radical and tyrannical Democrats lurking in dark corners (and in plain sight), you will need emergency supplies to get you through the tough times. While tornadoes, earthquakes and wildfires are serious difficulties, so is unchecked Democrat power. God bless you. be well and as Dan Bongino says, “Don’t get dead.”
Survival kits should include:
- Pepcid – When the Senate gives you heartburn as the Democrats and RINOS work on leftist progressive legislation, you will need to take three or four of these at a time in the morning to fortify your resolve to fight against them.
- Laxitives – Biden will keep you constipated on a daily basis so it’s good to have these on hand to RELEASE your stress.
- Pepto Bismol – Is CNN, the New York Times and Chuck Schumer giving you nausea, upset stomach and diarrhea? Fast relief is a bottle away!
- One Dime – When Biden and your Democratic Governors like Michigan’s Gretchen Whitmer take all of your money, you will still have one beautiful dime to get you by. Don’t forget to save 6¢ of it for taxes.
- Chocolate – Chocolate fixes everything.
- 3 Batteries – When fossil fuel and electricity are gone, you will need these. Use sparingly.
- Canned Chicken – For the pets. Don’t steal their food!
- The Constitution – Since this is being destroyed at a rapid pace, be sure to keep a couple copies of this on hand to prove it exists to future generations.
- Squirt Gun – When the Democrats take away your guns, squirt guns should still be legal (at least we hope so). Depending on your situation, you can fill it with Bud Light, Bourbon or Tequila.