Since the 1960s the Democrats have generally been a collection of masochistic deviants with personal grudges against life which they take out on America. Greg Gutfeld thus wonders where “normal” went with them. Likely, cast away with their coherent reasoning.
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) November 15, 2021
Gutfeld: Have you noticed a new word used by frustrated Democrats? It’s “normal.” Yes, as inflation, illegal immigration and crime spiral out of control, moderate Dems are trying to distance themselves from the idiotic rabble promoting critical race theory and 250 genders by saying we’re “normal.” Can’t blame them.
According to Axios, the news site – not my Greek personal trainer (you can crack walnuts on his glutes, and I have), the word “normal” is the code word used to separate some Dems from their bonkers colleagues. They want Americans to know that the activist class within their party doesn’t speak for them.
Remember — two-parent households were normal. Now anything qualifies as parenting. Love for country was once normal, but now we replaced a pledge to our flag with a pledge to BLM. Respecting the police was once normal. Now they’re jealous of Rodney Dangerfield. Keeping violent criminals behind bars was once normal — now the norm is to set them free like an injured bird you nursed back to health.
But the Dems have moved the goalposts of normal into the parking lot across the street. Even Virginia Democrat Abigail Spanberger complains that Americans elected Biden “to be normal and stop the chaos.” You know – chaos – in the form of low taxes, control of our borders, record low unemployment, energy independence, revolutionary vaccines, crazy chaotic s*** like that.
Wow, Trump was so abnormal. Or what we used to call successful. But that stuff drove the elites crazy. And it was all it took to galvanize them to get rid of him with completely fabricated scandals and a secret election cabal.
So here’s the new normal, courtesy of a crooked media. Joe Biden: “The best way to get something done if you uh hold near and dear to you uh, nuh that you would like to able able to uh (pause) well anyway… // (whispers) pay them more, more // I wrote the bill on the environment // I think I’m supposed to introduce somebody but I’m not sure who I’m supposed to introduce now (guys behind him laugh and he turns around and whispers “I’m Joe Biden”). I get you guys confused you know?”
Joe Biden, Wednesday: “Did you ever think you be paying this much for a gallon of gas? In some parts of California, they’re paying for about 4 dollars and fifty cents a gallon.” Thanks for noticing Joe. Nothing gets by you. But he’s good with it. Because everything is normal in his cloistered world. He still has his nap at 2 pm. Which is usually when he is being briefed about the latest national security threats. He swims nude at 4 pm, (which is odd since the public pool requires proper swimming attire.) And removes his teeth at 7 pm. Sometimes earlier if it’s custard night. And in between, he fits in destroying Afghanistan.
This piece was written by David Kamioner on November 15, 2021. It originally appeared in LifeZette and is used by permission.
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