Democrats never know how to solve problems and always come up with pie-in-the-sky totally ridiculous ideas that don’t work in the real world. But the real world is not where they live.
Democrats live and learn in liberal academia and they debate their ridiculous ideas in schools, all nodding their heads and agreeing with each other, thinking that they are all the wizards of smart and have all the answers.
Dissension of ideas is not welcomed. Especially from outside of the campus.
What if a conservative wants to come on campus for a lecture? NOOOOOOO WAY. The liberals will whine and complain and charge them extra for security and if all of that doesn’t work to get rid of them, they’ll show up and make things difficult and dangerous for that conservative so no one else will dare to show up in the future.
The death of George Floyd at the hands of the Minneapolis police department has resulted in the liberal city councilmen and women there vowing to dismantle the police department [1]. They say they have a veto-proof majority to do so which means at least nine out of thirteen of them agree with the idea.
Council President Lisa Bender, the only elected official in Minnesota to endorse Bernie Sanders for president, has promised to change the public safety system in Minneapolis and a majority of the members of the council are on board.
She tweeted, “We are going to dismantle the Minneapolis Police Department and replace it with a transformative new model of public safety.”
Bender is envisioning a broad and holistic public safety department, focusing on violence prevention and community service with social workers or medics responding to situations instead of police.
Situations? You mean like rape, armed robbery, the sexual assault of a child, car jacking and murder?
The crazy liberal city council members, 12 democrats and one green party member, plan to start voting on their asinine ideas on Friday.
It looks like maybe it’s time to call the Ghostbusters. They seem to have the goods to do the job in Minneapolis.
Is there somethin’ strange in your neighborhood – somethin’ weird an’ it don’t look good?
Yep. You need to call Ghostbusters.
They are top-notch investigators and appear to be competent enough to clear up any problems that the city might have, paranormal or not.
They can capture the criminals in Minneapolis and put them in the special criminal containment unit while they wait for further discussions with social workers.
The social workers will be able to talk with the murderers and rapists instead of handcuffing them…
“What lead you to attack someone today?”
“Have you been discriminated against?”
“Did you have a bad childhood?”
After holding their hand and sympathizing with their plight in life, the social workers can get the victims in touch with the criminals and try to work out some sort of community service schedule to put things back in order.
Then the Ghostbusters can show up to destroy the portal of crime and everyone will live in harmony.
And it looks like Ghostbusters are needed more than ever now because, as one of the top 50 largest cities in the United States, Minneapolis boasts one of the highest crime rates for it’s size in the country.
The FBI 2018 uniform crime report says the Minneapolis crime rates are 82% higher than the national average. Violent crimes are 108% higher than the national average. [2]
Certainly seems like a great place for an experiment for the liberal nut jobs to get rid of the police.
The fact that the city is one of the most dangerous cities in the country really shouldn’t bother anyone when you will have holistic social workers out there to help and you can call Ghostbusters if you need to.
But here’s the deal because the Ghostbuster folks can get pretty busy and they’ll need a little help on top of the holistic social workers. You’re going to need some other numbers to call when you have an emergency in Minneapolis.
So here are the phone numbers for the 13 Minneapolis City Council members who plan to dismantle your police department. I’m sure they’ll be very reachable and will be there 24/7 to help you. Give them a call. Try it now. Make sure that they plan to be available in your time of need.
LISA BENDER, President (612) 673-2210
ALONDRA CANO (612) 673-2209
PHILLIPE CUNNINGHAM (612) 673-2204
JEREMIAH ELLISON (612) 673-2205
STEVE FLETCHER (612) 673-2203
LISA GOODMAN (612) 673-2207
CAM GORDON (612) 673-2201
ANDREA JENKINS (612) 673-2208
ANDREW JOHNSON (612) 673-2212
LINEA PALMISANO (612) 673-2213
KEVIN REICH (612) 673-2201
JEREMY SCHROEDER (612) 673-2211
ABDI WARSAME (612) 673-2206