Alyssa Milano reminds me of Chelsea Clinton in the way that she can’t do anything online without making a complete fool of herself.
It’s great for me and you and provides us with a lot of laughs, but it has to be tiring for Alyssa, who is always getting mocked relentlessly.
And today was no different…It all started when Alyssa shared a family pic of everyone wearing masks in the car. She turned it into a PSA, urging others to wear masks because they’re “safe.”
The problem was that Alyssa’s mask was kitted and filled with holes.
Four hours after she was mocked up one end of Twitter and down another, she came back online and claimed that her mask had a “carbon filter” and then posted an Amazon link as “proof.”
But Twitter users easily and quickly debunked Alyssa’s claims by pointing out that you could see her nostrils through the holes in her mask.
The twitter responses were coming at Alyssa “fast and furious” style.
“Show me your masks! Masks keep people safe and healthy. Show me yours! Ready? Go! #WearAMask” [2]
https://twitter.com/brayc2/status/1264374668095631361
Here are some of the responses:
“There are more holes in that knitted yarn mask than Epstein’s suicide investigation.”
“.@Alyssa_Milano, wears her Swiss designer mask, because it has more holes in it than Swiss Cheese. #VirtueSignaling If you’re concerned about safety, you might want to buckle up your kids.”
“Everytime you say or do something, you expose how uneducated you really are.”
“1. That mask has holes in it. 2. Your right eyelash isn’t on properly.”
“her mask is about as useful as tits on a bull.”
“Your mask literally stops nothing. Yarn, really?”
“These crochet condoms are guaranteed to offer the same level of protection as your mask.”
“Swiss cheese mask? What a dumbass”
“Just when I think we may have the bottom, I see tweets like this – just hope no one trusts these folks who act like they know things”
“Are you SERIOUSLY wearing a KNITTED mask!!!!…as in A MASK WITH HOLES IN IT??”
“Do the holes in the mask represent all the holes in the #MeToo [3]movement?”
“we put holes in the parachute so you can fall faster”
“You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer, Alyssa. How does a crocheted mask keep anyone safe? What’s next, a mask made from a colander?”
We may rag on Alyssa, but we never want her to stop being an idiot…It’s such good fun!
This piece was written by Missy Crane on May 23, 2020. It originally appeared in WayneDupree.com [4] and is used by permission.