Assumed democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden constantly complains on Twitter about President Trump not getting enough COVID-19 tests out to the public and all kinds of other things that the Trumpster is doing wrong. That’s rich from man who can’t even get merchandise orders fulfilled.
“Where are the tests, Mr. President?” Creepy Joe likes to ask.
“Where is the swag, Mr. Biden?”
Biden only have seven products in his merchandise store to begin with so it doesn’t seem like fulfillment would really be all that complicated or time-consuming. But Biden’s printing and fulfillment team appears to be sheltering-in-place instead of working.
I can kind of understand that. There are probably only 20 orders a day anyway. Why risk your life for that?
Joe Bide’s website says that they have temporarily suspended their order fulfillment for the safety of their printing and fulfillment staff due to COVID-19. They still allow orders to be placed but they aren’t shipping anything out until they “return to normal operations” whenever that is.
I guess these hard working union members are in their basements, just like Joe.
Trump has made sure that millions of coronavirus tests have gotten shipped out across the country but Biden can’t even send out a t-shirt.
When I called the printing & fulfillment office, they couldn’t give me a date on when they would be shipping items again but said they’d be trying to work on the March orders possibly sometime this week.
How is this leadership, Joe?
If you are unable to send me a shirt, why should we believe that you’d have any idea how to assemble a team to get out COVID-19 tests to those in need? Or build field hospitals? Or work with businesses to produce PPEs?
Unlike Biden’s website, Trump’s store is open for business and selling lots of merchandise. He has just about every kind of t-shirt available, hats, signs and a plethora of gifts including flags, puzzles , straws, wine and whiskey glasses, photo buttons, ornaments, buttons, wrapping paper, wood train sets, cuff links, mugs, lapel pins, tumblers, dog leashes, dog bandanas, dog collars, fine point markers, beverage coolers, art posters, stadium cups, solo-type cups, playing cards, beach towels and more.
Trump is Keeping America Great by dressing us and our dogs in cool swag and selling us pint glasses for our coronavirus Zoom meetings.
Biden doesn’t seem to have an official slogan but his website and Wikipedia shows a tagline of “Our Best Days Still Lie Ahead” which is basically plagiarizing Trump’s “Make America Great Again” only with Biden, apparently America’s never been great but it can be with great democratic leadership.
But that’s always the democrat mantra. They promise great things in the future and never deliver – just like with their merchandise.
And that’s No Malarkey.