I wouldn’t want to be locked up in quarantine with liberal nutjob and “Goop” owner Gwyneth Paltrow. Things at the “Paltrow house” sound terrible.
Gwyneth and her husband of two years appeared on video where they lamented over how miserable their #QuarentineLife is with them and two teenage girls in the house.
Paltrow and her husband spoke on video with an “intimacy coach” for all the world to see about how miserable they are.
It’s funny, I read a tweet recently by Jack Posiobec of OANN and it’s really true and fitting for this scenario.
Quarantine forces you to meet yourself
Some people aren’t dealing well with the introduction
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) March 29, 2020 [2]
Celebrities are not handling the quarantine well. These are self-centered people used to the limelight and people fawning all over them. When the lights are turned off and nobody is fawning they don’t know what to do with themselves and the sad and empty truth of their lives is revealed…and as you can see, it’s a mess.
Daily Mail [3] reported that Paltrow and her husband Brad Falchuk took part in a YouTube advice session with an intimacy coach during the coronavirus lockdown.
The Hollywood star and her husband of two years spent almost an hour telling Michaela Boehm about their family tensions for a video first shared to Goop members and now posted on YouTube.
Gwyneth revealed that her two children Apple, 15, and Moses, 13, are struggling with not seeing their friends, while she also admitted many adults will be suffering from sexual frustration.
Paltrow says her children who are from her first marriage with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, are struggling with being locked up with their stepdad.
That sounds like a lovely scenario, right?
Daily Mail [3] goes on to say: “So there’s definitely tensions in the house, and we have the added dynamic of step-parent, and I think there is quite a lot of stress that comes from trying to recalibrate to this new normal and new level of proximity.”
Gwyneth kept complaining, saying that her and her husbands lack of privacy in their mansion is also a problem. “As a couple it’s sort of like, “Where do you go as a couple when you’re all in the house and you’ve got dogs, and work, and work from home”. It’s like, “What are you supposed to do?”‘
Do these people not have a bedroom?
Things really got “weird” when Gwyneth pulled the ol’ “I’ve got a friend who wants to know….” bit and then asked the therapist about what to do when you’re locked up with your mate but have zero “intimacy feelings.”
Hmm, smooth move Gwyneth, that wasn’t obvious at all…
Gwyneth added she had ‘a friend’ who wanted her to ask Michaela what to do to cure a feeling of being non-sexual due to anxiety over the coronavirus chaos.
The actress said: ‘I had a good friend who follows your work and knows we are going to speak today.
All in all, it sounds like a real bummer over at the Paltrow house.
When you get frustrated or feel bored and restless, just be happy you’re not stuck in quarantine with her.
This piece was written by Missy Crane on April 2, 2020. It originally appeared in WayneDupree.com [5] and is used by permission.
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