By Missy Crane | February 10, 2020
The Prince formerly known as Harry is wasting no time shaking the dowdy royal dust off his shoes.
Harry and his overbearing wife Meghan have said: “see ya, mate” to the tradition of the Royals and are getting ready for a posh new life in Hollywood, California, where the only “tradition” is casting-couch rapes and atheism.
However, for now, the couple is cooling their jets in Canada, because Meghan (the one wearing the pants in this family) has decided they won’t move to the U.S. until President Trump is no longer in office (we’ll see you in 5 years, folks!).
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In the meantime, the couple is preparing for their chic new plastic life by artificially fixing their insecurities.
Looks like Harry is terrified of lo0king like his balding brother, William, so he’s investing in very pricey and exclusive “hair thickening” treatments.
Meghan will need all the help she can get because at 38-years-old, she’s already a “senior citizen” by Hollywood standards.
Prince Harry is worried about the hair on his crown — and has been getting secret treatments for his thinning locks, according to a report.
Worried that he was balding like brother, William, and dad, Charles, the vain royal has had thickening treatment at the prestigious Philip Kingsley Trichological Clinic in London’s Mayfair, The Sun on Sunday claimed.
He had the work done last year, before Megxit — and experts say the hair on his head now looks visibly thicker, the paper said.
“Harry’s visit caused a real stir,” a source told the paper of the “prestigious” company that also has a Big Apple office on East 52nd St.
“It’s one of the best places in the world. It’s got a whole range of different treatment plans. The richest, most famous and well-connected use it.
“The meeting with Harry went well,” the source insisted.
Harry’s wife Meghan Markle, 38, also had treatment at the hair clinic to look her best before their royal wedding was seen around the world on May 2018, the report claims. [Page Six [2]]
Well, we can’t have D-list actress Meghan Markel walking around with an ex-balding prince now, can we?
Surely we expect more of our washed-up ancillary “celebrities,” right?
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