Call it a conspiracy theory if you wish and that’s what this is, but I’ve thought for a while now that Vice President Joe Biden only got in the race to the give the Democrats something to impeach Trump over. I didn’t think he was a serious candidate after watching him bumble around from state to state, calling people names, not remembering where he was and not caring if Obama gave him an endorsement.

After reading the Articles of Impeachment that the House put together in their coup against Trump, my conspiracy theory was made more clear when I saw how things were worded. It said that Trump used his high office to solicit the interference of a foreign government (Ukraine) in the 2020 United States Presidential election. And then, even more importantly, it said that Trump’s reasoning included benefitting his reelection and to “harm the election prospects of a political opponent.”

Opponent. If Biden hadn’t ran for President, he wouldn’t have been Trump’s political opponent. The Democrats knew that Trump wanted to get to the bottom of their corruption in Ukraine and the shenanigans that went on when he was running to be President. That was not news. So the set-up began and the Democrats just sat by and waited until the word “Biden” was spoken. Game on. Nevermind that Hillary actually paid for fake information to interfere in the 2016 election against her political opponent. Paying to do it if you’re a Democrat is A-OK according to the House Impeachment Manager Hakeem Jeffries who said that the Steele Dossier “doesn’t count as foreign interference because it was purchased.” Yes, he really said that. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

It was a pretty smart move on their part – impeach the President for looking into the corruption of the Democrat party, while giving a warning to anyone else who is thinking about doing the same. And in the end, Biden knows he can quietly drop out of the race, never really intending to take it all the way to its conclusion. Or does he? Maybe the deep state didn’t let him in on the plan and he’s really running for President. Maybe Biden is giving it his all. Well, that’s one theory, I guess, but he can’t possibly think that calling a female voter a “lying dog-faced pony soldier” is going to win him votes.

And that’s why I’m more convinced that ever that he’s not a real candidate. He is just biding his time, adrift in the sea of candidates waiting for his ship to come in – or to jump ship, whichever comes first.

The liberal media had a meltdown when Trump called Omarosa Manigault Newman and Arianna Huffington a “dog.” But maybe being a dog FACE is better than being a dog. I’m not sure. But don’t worry, folks. The media is running cover for good ole Lunchbox Joe. They say it was just a joke.

But…

Oops. Looks like 21-year old Madison Moore, who was the one actually called a dog-face didn’t really consider it to be a joke and is not amused. She said she was humiliated by being called a liar on national TV. Can’t say I blame her. For the rest of her life now when you Google her name, it’s going to say “lying dog-faced pony soldier.” She might as well make t-shirts and do the interview circuit. Write a book. Unfortunately for her, the domain name “dogfacedponysoldier.com” was already purchased on February 9th. Don’t you love capitalism? I sure do!