By Missy Crane | January 18, 2020

This is one of those stupid lawsuits that you see and you think to yourself, “Wow, I can’t believe some idiot didn’t do this already…”

But here we are now…a horny deaf man wants his porn experience to be more fulfilling, apparently.

The deaf man from Brooklyn is complaining that he isn’t able to fully enjoy Pornhub videos because they don’t provide closed captioning.

Yes, because “reading” is the most important part of watching a porn video, right?

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The man has now filed a class-action lawsuit stating the site is in violation of federal law.

Yaroslav Suris says the porn site has violated his and others’ rights under the “Americans with Disabilities Act” because the deaf and hearing-impaired can’t understand the audio portion of the porn vids.

Uh huh….because the plot lines of your average porn video is very complex and difficult to follow without words.

Sure bet, pal.

Suris tried to watch a variety of videos on the three sites, including “Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew – Sofi Ryan – Family Therapy,” “Sexy Cop Gets Witness To Talk,” “A – – – Lesbian Action and Dirty Talk” and “18 YO Blonde Stripper Samantha DP In Homemade Gangbang Porn.”

But their lack of closed captioning stripped him of his enjoyment, he lawsuit claims.

“The websites are ‘places of public accommodation’ which deny equal access to their video content which is available to hearing individuals and violates the ADA,” according to the lawsuit.

To make matters worse, Suris said he pays for a premium subscription on Pornhub, which hosts millions of adult videos.

The ADA prohibits discrimination against people with disabilities in areas of “employment, transportation, public accommodations, communications and access to state and local government programs and services,” according to the US Department of Labor.

Suris is seeking compensatory damages, civil penalties and fines against the company.

“We understand that Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub for claiming we’ve denied the deaf and hearing-impaired access to our videos,” Pornhub VP Corey Price told TMZ.

“While we do not generally comment on active lawsuits, we’d like to take this opportunity to point out that we do have a closed captions category,” he added.

Not sure if  closed caption “categories” is what the deaf man is looking for. It sounds to me like he wants closed caption on every single video on the site.

I am sure many people will be hoping there’s an easy-to-find “off” switch for that feature.

This piece originally appeared on WayneDupree.com and is used by permission.

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