By Missy Crane | December 1, 2019
If Joe Biden is trying to look and feel like the most outdated, old fashioned, unhip, out-of-touch candidate he’s succeeding beyond anyone’s wildest expectations.
Biden already seems like an old-timey man talking about phonographs and record players and forgetting simple words and almost losing his dentures. You can’t imagine that it could get any worse…but it does.
Biden just rolled out his new campaign bus. He’s hitting the road in Iowa on his “No Malarkey” tour. And just in case you young whippersnappers don’t know what “Malarkey” means, Biden has the definition printed on one side of the bus.
But forget the outdated old fashioned aspect for a minute, and focus on the word “Malarkey.”
Ironically, that’s all that Biden is…an insincere fool who is covering for all his lies and quid pro quo moves that he used to support his loser drug addict son.
That’s the worst part of all of this.
Biden is such a greasy political sham.
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At any rate, when the announcement of the tour bus hit Twitter, the reactions were hilarious and pretty spot-on.
I picked out some of my favorites for you.
Here it is: the @JoeBiden “No Malarkey” Bus. Kicking off 8 days and 18 counties here in Council Bluffs, IA pic.twitter.com/WtKuavq4Ge
— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) November 30, 2019
“They gonna hand out hard candy too?”
They gonna hand out hard candy too?
— Phogg Machine (@PhoggMachine) November 30, 2019
“Nailing that 70+ demo with this bingo bus”
Nailing that 70+ demo with this bingo bus
— Jon Hamm Eating a Ham Sandwich (@Levi5Congress) November 30, 2019
https://twitter.com/SmartAlexJones/status/1200871049866481664
“This looks like something a young ruffian might throw some eggs at, be safe out there”
This looks like something a young ruffian might throw some eggs at, be safe out there
— Gallifreyan Jedi (@JediofGallifrey) November 30, 2019
“Not sure it’s a good idea to remind people of a connection between Biden and busing.”
Not sure it's a good idea to remind people of a connection between Biden and busing.
— Doctor Where (Do We Go from Here?)Ⓥ 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇮🇪🍉 (@dragonsmoke_15) November 30, 2019
— Donna Martin Graduates (@DonnaMgraduates) November 30, 2019
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“Narrator: There was, in fact lots of Malarky.”
Narrator: There was, in fact lots of Malarky.
— Kuato Lives (@LivesKuato) November 30, 2019
“This will fail in spectacular fashion”
This will fail in spectacular fashion 🤣..
— Beevo Lotti😎✌🇹🇹🇭🇳 (@IssaKneeGrow) November 30, 2019
“Hey, those 2 dozen supporters that come out to Joe events get it.”
https://twitter.com/jper1/status/1200863619937947648
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“It’s the beginning of the end.”
https://twitter.com/realexpatjourno/status/1200863926726144002
“Well at least they put the definition of ” malarkey” on the bus. You know, for anyone under 40.”
Well at least they put the definition of " malarkey" on the bus. You know, for anyone under 40.
— Lisa Mojica 🇵🇸🇿🇦🇳🇦 (@ELYSIANFEELS) November 30, 2019
“No Malarkey?! Sounds like an old movie on Turner Classics. When you get on board does everything turn black and white. Will they allow those newfangled lady newspapermen? Will everyone be drinking moxie and dancing the Charleston?”
No Malarkey?! Sounds like an old movie on Turner Classics. When you get on board does everything turn black and white. Will they allow those newfangled lady newspapermen? Will everyone be drinking moxie and dancing the Charleston?
— Steven Rosen (@RamblinRosen) November 30, 2019
https://twitter.com/CoolCat0001/status/1200855324049186820
This piece originally appeared in WayneDupree.com and is used by permission.
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